The casting of Christ Hemsworth and Chris Pine as father and son is so good that it actually makes me uncomfortable. :l
…Christ Hemsworth
I JUST SPEWED EVERYWHERE
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
you guISE
!!!!!
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
(via cactipresident)
someone should make a movie about a group of really good friends who watch movies and play video games together but they’re actually internet friends so throughout the movie there’s subtle hints that they’re not actually irl (i.e. they can’t touch each other, they talk about different teachers from different schools) and at the end something tragic happens and they have to cope with it and it’s revealed that they were internet friends the whole time
YES PLEASE
(via majorsarcasm19)
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
(via thewhovian-cumberbabe)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?
- utilizes rule 63
- drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
- johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity
(via overlord-padacockles)
i-made-my-choice-a-long-time-ago:
whoops I have a problem
THIS IS PERFECT
(via thistumblerdosenotexist)
rebloggable, as requested :)
this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read. *slow applauds*
(via majorsarcasm19)
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
Fuck haters, this kicks so much ass even before I knew it was a character.
Admission: I can be a snarky, embittered asshole about formulaic steampunk trendiness.
HOWEVER.
Anyone who wants to diss this absolutely amazing Duela Dent cosplay is heartily welcome to eat the hotglueycoppery gears out of my shit.
Oh stupid people, you are so very very stupid. This cosplay is amazing.
(Source: cosplay-paradise, via wholockedalchemistfromkonoha)
I need to stop crushing on
- villains
- sadists
- characters with deep, rough voices
- characters destined to die
- dark brooding characters
- characters with anger issues
- characters who eat sandwiches while torturing others
CHARACTERS DESTINED TO DIE
Dammit do you have any idea of the fate of the characters I end up liking. One dies, the other dies, the other “dies” then you find out he’s not really dead but still he suffered for a while, and then another gets choked to death.
This thing almost brought me to tears.
(Source: imjust-a-girl, via locked-in-a-police-box)
Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
(via locked-in-a-police-box)
be kind to others, you don’t know what demons they’re trying to run away from.
*Slow clap*
this is……wow
Ca… can I print this out and keep it forever?
(via avatardsherlockian)
when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot
(via tobiaswraithwall)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?
- utilizes rule 63
- drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
- johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity
(via sassyconnor)
“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”
Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife
sobbing forever
THEY GOT MARRIED!?!? OMG
(Source: jelly-skittles, via avatardsherlockian)
